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RE: Funny Jokes That Every Wants To Tell Thread - DaHawk - 05-15-2015
Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?
A: A Fsh
RE: Funny Jokes That Every Wants To Tell Thread - Asonia - 05-15-2015
What do you call a person who cuts down trees?
A lumberjack
RE: Funny Jokes That Every Wants To Tell Thread - Iuhimon - 05-15-2015
Sally was swing and lost her arms.
*Knock knock*
Who's there?
Not Sally!
RE: Funny Jokes That Every Wants To Tell Thread - whitelily36 - 05-15-2015
How I learned to mind my own business: I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and I could hear all the patients shouting, "13! 13! 13!" The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on. Someone poked me in the eye with a stick! Then they all started shouting, "14! 14! 14!"
RE: Funny Jokes That Every Wants To Tell Thread - GumbleyAthan - 05-15-2015
What's the longest word in the human dictionary?
Smiles, because they're is a mile between each s.
GET REKT U WOT M8
RE: Funny Jokes That Every Wants To Tell Thread - DaHawk - 05-15-2015
Never Trust an atom.
They make up everything.
Haha Get it?
RE: Funny Jokes That Every Wants To Tell Thread - Asonia - 05-16-2015
This one is for chief xD
I was going to make a dubstep joke, but I'll just drop it.
RE: Funny Jokes That Every Wants To Tell Thread - FyreCT - 05-16-2015
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer.
When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional
level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.
RE: Funny Jokes That Every Wants To Tell Thread - Razza3000 - 05-23-2015
this is more of a pun but its still funny xD
I moustache you a question.
nevermind i will shave it till later
RE: Funny Jokes That Every Wants To Tell Thread - renurb1 - 05-23-2015
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. He was greeted with much respect considering he was a talented actor.