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it's a me - Pahman - 04-06-2017
OK..
Guess who's back?
Back again
Pahman's back
Tell a friend
Whaaaaaaaa
Now everyone report to the dance floor
To the dance floor, to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright Stop!.....Pajama time
[Verse 1]
Come here little creepers, On my lap
Guess who's back with a brand new rap?
And I don't mean rap as in a new case of leaving again too soon
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
No worries, papa's got a brand new bag of toys
What else could I possibly do to make noise?
I done touched on everything,
That's not a stab at Michael
That's just a metaphor, I'm just psycho
I go a little bit crazy sometimes
I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
Good God, dip, do a little slide
Bend down, touch your toes and just glide
Up the center of the dance floor
Like TPA for my CFEW
And it's cool if you let one go
Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it?
Give a little "poot poot", it's OK! [Fart Sound]
Oops my CD just skipped
And everyone just heard you let one rip
[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that axe
I also mean girl,
Girl, girl, girl,
Guy's you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Just lose it
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Go crazy
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Oh baby
(AH-AH)
Oh baby, baby
(AH-AH)
[Verse 2]
Well, it's Friday and it's my day
Just to party all the way to Sunday
Maybe 'til Monday, I dunno what day
Everyday's just a holiday
Crusin' on the freeway
Feelin' kinda breezy
Got the top down, lettin' my hair blow
I dunno where I'm goin'
All I know is when I get there
we gon party
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you pass me a diamond and maybe a pick?
tpa me, maybe kill this creeper? Yeah)
Now, what's your name bruh?
What's your sign?
[Dr Dre] "Man, you must be up out your mind"
DRE! (AH-AH)
Beer Goggles! Blind!
I'm just tryna unwind now I'm
[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that axe
I also mean girl,
Girl, girl, girl,
Girl you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Just lose it
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Go crazy
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Oh baby
(AH-AH)
Oh baby, baby
(AH-AH)
[Verse 3]
It's Tuesday and I'm locked up
I'm in jail and I don't know what happened
They say I was running round grieving
Down the street screaming
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Well I'm sorry, I don't remember
All I know is this much
I'm not guilty
They said, "Save it, boy we gotcha you on tape
yellin' at an old lady to 'give me redstone!'"
Now this is the part where the rap breaks down
It gets real intense, no one makes a sound
Everything looks like it's CFEW now
The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
Snap back to reality
Look it's B.Rabbit!
Yo you signed me up to battle!?
I'm a grown man!
Chubba chubba chubba chubba chubba chubbie
I don't have any lines to go right here so, chubba teletubbie!
Fella's (WHAT?!) Fella's (WHAT?!)
Grab you left sword , make your shield jealous (what?)
Black sheep
White sheep
Skinny enderman
Fat wither
Tall dragon
Small chickens
I'm callin' all mobs
Everyone report to the dance floor
It's your chance for a little mining or
Pvp it's the season
Just go (AH-AH-AH-AH)
It's so appeasin'
[Chorus]
Now I'm gonna make you dance
It's your chance
Yeah boy shake that axe
I also mean girl,
Girl, girl, girl,
guys you know you're my world
Alright now lose it
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Just lose it
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Go crazy
(AH-AH-AH-AH-AH)
Oh baby
(AH-AH)
Oh baby, baby
(AH-AH)
RE: it's a me - Razza3000 - 04-07-2017
i now have diseases
RE: it's a me - Johngt - 04-07-2017
You've always had those though, raz
RE: it's a me - Razza3000 - 04-08-2017
well i have more now
RE: it's a me - Pahman - 04-08-2017
The fact that raz is now diseased made this whole thing worth it.....