Funny Jokes That Every Wants To Tell Thread

[DaHawk]

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye?

A: A Fsh

[Asonia]

What do you call a person who cuts down trees?



A lumberjack

[Iuhimon]

Sally was swing and lost her arms.


*Knock knock*
Who's there?
Not Sally!

[whitelily36]

How I learned to mind my own business: I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and I could hear all the patients shouting, "13! 13! 13!" The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on. Someone poked me in the eye with a stick! Then they all started shouting, "14! 14! 14!"

[GumbleyAthan]

What's the longest word in the human dictionary?



Smiles, because they're is a mile between each s.



GET REKT U WOT M8

[DaHawk]

Never Trust an atom.

They make up everything.
Haha Get it?

[Asonia]

This one is for chief xD

I was going to make a dubstep joke, but I'll just drop it.

[FyreCT]

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer.

When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional
level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.

[Razza3000]

this is more of a pun but its still funny xD

I moustache you a question.

nevermind i will shave it till later

[renurb1]

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Chuck Norris walked into a bar. He was greeted with much respect considering he was a talented actor.