Uno's Top 5 Ways To Avoid School For New SW On Monday

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5 Ways To Avoid School

(I am not liable for any injuries caused)

As we all know the new SW map has been in progress for a while now and is due to be released on Monday at last so I thought I'd write and article on how to get out of school and play the new map.

Tactic 1

Very simple way is to break up a packet of Doritos, pour them in the toilet and mix with milk so it looks like sick.

Tactic 2

Hold your head against a heater until your forehead is hot and make your parents feel it so they won't send you in.

Tactic 3

If its snowing outside fake fall on the snow and act as if you have broken your leg.

Tactic 4

Just don't go in.

Tactic 5

Pretend you can't get out of bed I.E bad leg injury.

Written by XboxUno

 

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