Funny Jokes That Every Wants To Tell Thread

[Iuhimon]

Ren, the joke goes like dis


How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poke her face

[Razza3000]

how do you get pikachu on a train?

you pokemon

[renurb1]

[Sim7864]

@Iuh I know but I'm putting anti jokes down :P There jokes that are logical and not funny but yet in the same way they are funny :P

I'll do one too :D

Why did you chicken cross the road?

For a perfectly legitimate reason. ;)

[Spiketrooper]

What do you do when a famous actor walks into your home?

Politely greet him and ask him if they would like something to eat.

[Pahman]

There once was a young pahman who joined a Minecraft server called clownfish. He seen many interesting things. A white flower who owned stuff. A bird named dahawk who built floating islands. It was wonderful. He started playing something called qukkiz. He loved it, until he met a Yoshi named nopi0. He now works as a hitman of dinosaurs.

[Spiketrooper]

There once was a Trooper who was airdropped into Minecraftia and left for dead, MIA. He established a home with the residents and left his military experience behind him. He soon found a country called Clownfish and settled there for many years. He then learned that the tools you can forge were just as effective as the tools he was used to. And the creatures were just as dangerous. He readopted his training, learned new skills, and is now feared by many. He soon gained power and formidable wealth. He is now working as a player murderer and is a Dwarven King. Dont ask how a clone became a the king of a dwarven citadel.

[deblueninja]

I'm glad my thread is so funny, it made me have a great laugh when I needed it the most

[Coomerae]

Hey spike, how did a clone become king of a dwarven citadel?

[Spiketrooper]